Oddly since I announced this trip several ladies of the opposite gender have asked if they can stow away in my luggage. More I feel for the destination than my secret allure.
Alas I feel that anyone who weighed under the limit of 40kg would still not fit in the case but imagine the problems if there was one who did.
If they were lucky security would think she was inflatable. I might have heard the request over the tannoy to deflate her as she could burst at cruising altitude or the security person might try themselves to find the valve (note spelling).
Ho hum just socks and underwear etc for company.
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