Thai Silk Boxer shorts

Did you know it seems you can ony get Thai Silk Boxer Shorts (nightwear for the use of) from, logically, Thaiand? So when I ordered some more for the holiday I was annoyed when they didn't arrive only to find my shorts had been seized by a customs officer. Thank heavens I wasn't in them at the time. It seems Customs have got wise to companies trading in the far East on Ebay and Amazon  and escaping VAT. So new Satin pyjamas it will have to be. Now I don't usually bother to cover up at night but not only did I have to consider fire alarms at hotels, I also fear my cousin's wife's hysterical laughter if I didn't hide my white floppity bits.